Debt Relief Coach - Credit Card Debts

Credit Card Debts And Purdue Are Thorns In The Coach's Side

God. I don't even know where to begin with you sorry asses. You clowns cannot make the entry pass, break the full court press or make your foul shots. What the hell are we supposed to do about winning games if you cannot even master the fundamentals of this sport? It's like I am dealing with children here. You all are letting me down personally. You know that the only thing I despise more in life than credit card debts is losing to f*$#*ing Purdue. Yet here we are at halftime, down by 15.

If you cannot defeat credit card debts, or the Boilermakers, you are nothing

Honestly. I don't mean to keep beating you guys but you leave me no choice. It's not just about Purdue either. You are letting down the Coach off the hardwood as well. I try to teach you about credit card debts and how to avoid them. I do everything in my power to impress upon you that credit card debts are the spawn of Satan and that God-fearing, hard-working men do not associate with them. Yet here we are. My sources tell me that no fewer than seven of you have four-figure credit card debts at the present.

How did I get that information? Never you mind. The Coach has his ways when it comes to people who represent this university and this basketball program. So you better believe that if you rack up credit card debts I will find out about it faster than freaking Visa.

Let me reiterate here. Listen up, because if I have to say this again I may end up hurting someone.
Are you idiots aware that the cumulative credit card debt in this country is over $400 million dollars?
Do you know that the average rate of each card is something like 18 percent annually?
Do any of you goons think that the companies ever want you to pay off credit card debts?

Of course not. They have no interest in you other than how rich you are making them. Yes, that's right. The seven people in this room who need to eliminate credit card debts had better listen to this loud and clear. There is nothing you can do to hurt yourself more than missing a bill date or making the minimum payment due. That is like financial suicide. Those of you already in deep had best learn how to get your acts in gear and consolidate credit card debts before it gets worse.

And those of you without credit card debts had better damn well keep it that way. Now, we have 20 minutes of basketball left to play. Let's show these punks from West Lafayette how we play. Go kick their asses.